My last site was most recently updated in 2011. It had a 4:3 aspect ratio - yeah. This was back before wide screens were a thing. If you missed it, too bad. But here is a screen shot of it. I feel like I should be embarrassed by my lack of interest and ambition for keeping it updated and fresh and current. But, I think I should also be proud that, in the age of everything internet, I never really needed my website to work for me by generating business. So, welcome to my "new" site. Hopefully you are not reading this in 2035 and laughing at my repeated procrastination.